Funny driving quotes I found the web.

Here is a list of 10 hilariously funny driving quotes I found the web and wanted to share.

 

  1. “Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” Dan Rather
  2. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” Robin Williams
  3.  “Men can read maps better than women cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.”
  4.  “There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.” Stirling Moss
  5. “I didn’t repair your breaks, so I made your horn louder.” Unknown
  6. “Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.” Robert Paul
  7. “Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?” Unknown
  8. “Stop worry about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” Babs Hoffman
  9. “Aggressive driving is emotionally impaired driving.” Dr. Leon James
  10. “Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.” Ellen Goodman

Hope you enjoyed these and got a much needed laugh with some of these funny driving quotes. Stay tuned for additional funny driving quotes and sayings in the future. Thanks for reading and have a fun and safe day!